Taylor Swift has done a lot in her young life, like win 271 awards and date John Mayer, Jake Gyllenhaal, Harry Styles, Calvin Harris and then Tom Hiddleston. But has she ever done these things in Sandy Springs? We submit that she has not.
Don’t forget your country roots, Taylor. Alan Jackson didn’t.
You can’t intimidate us with that fierce… mesmerizing… beauty…
We’d throw one on stage but in some cultures that’s considered an insult so...
4. Played a show at Concerts by the Springs
That’d be dope.
5. Seen the sun set at Morgan Falls Overlook Park
We did see a cloud there once that looked sort of like a guitar.
She’s been strangely absent from this Sandy Springs restaurant.
7. Driven in Atlanta rush hour traffic
It’s kinda weird you haven’t done this, Taylor.
What, really? What are you even doing?
Truly, the list of things Taylor hasn’t done in Sandy Springs is virtually endless.
We forgive you Taylor. Come hang in Sandy Springs anytime.